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15 Years of play Time

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I LOVE YOU HONEY A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom . While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me th at he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."

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On May 1st 2008 DontStealArt Said :
DontStealArt
On April 3rd 2008 seekerovtruth Said :
seekerovtruth GASP! lol Touché honey. :)
On March 30th 2008 alday4 Said :
alday4 hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!
On March 28th 2008 darkmatters Said :
darkmatters lol
On March 25th 2008 jeff2625 Said :
jeff2625 I love this..so funny..
On March 25th 2008 jeff2625 Said :
jeff2625 I love this..so funny..
On March 18th 2008 13sweetcheeks Said :
13sweetcheeks no matter how many times this has been posted its still funny....lol
On March 14th 2008 malaysianacces Said :
malaysianacces do you know HOW MANY TIMES i've heard this one???? it's been posted like, at least ten times!!!
On March 11th 2008 BUrSelf112189 Said :
BUrSelf112189 hehe!
On March 11th 2008 cjane124 Said :
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HAHAHA lmfao!!