Learn 25 Chinese Phrases

Sure you have heard like 15 of those chinese but hears a butload!

Ai Bang Mai Ne- I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu- A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat- You need a face lift
Dum Gai- A stupid person
Gun Pao Der- An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung- Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding- We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive
Jan Ne Ka Sun- A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia- Approach me
Lao Ze Sho- Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi- Not very good
Lin Ching- An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding- Achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn- A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai- A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be- A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne- A small horse/DICK
Ten Ding Ba- Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung- A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan- Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah- Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim- Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao- Ting There is no reason to raise your voice
Si Ling Fahn- A device to keep you cool
Sum Dum Fuk- Irritating drivers

Its pretty easy, just think of some phrases and change the vowels a bit