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Created(6-14-07)
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Ok I have Mexican blood in me so I’m not being racial. If you will be offended by these Mexican jokes, don’t read them and no comment!
Q Why are Mexicans so short?
A: When they were young, their parents always say “when you get bigger, you will make lots of money”
Q What do you do if a Mexican is riding a bike?
A: Chase after them! Its probably yours!
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw a light bulb?
A: NONE! They all are too short to reach it!
Q: Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
A: No one could find three wise men and a virgin (its just a joke ok?)
Q: How come Mexico doesn’t have an Olympic team?
A: Any Mexican who can jump or swim is already in the U.S!
Q: A crowd of 100 Mexicans are running down a hill, what’s the occasion?
A: Jail break!
Q: Did you hear about that Mexican that went to college?
A: …yeah… me neither.
Q: Can ANYONE guess what the first three words are in EVERY Mexican cook book?
A: Steal a chicken!
Q: There is a Mexican tank coming to town, how do you stop it?
A; DUH! Kill all the Mexicans pushing it!
Q: There are four Mexicans in quicksand, what would you call them?
A: Quatro CINCO!
Please Login to post comments| On July 13th 2007 stargirl656 Said : | |
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luv 'em.... |
| On July 5th 2007 sobrien88 Said : | |
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LMFAO :D they were hilarious! |
| On June 16th 2007 bloodredangel7 Said : | |
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these are so not funny!!! btw i know mexicans that are really tall! |
| On June 16th 2007 michele11182 Said : | |
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this was funny it had me laughing so hard I almost pissed myselve |
| On June 16th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said : | |
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lmfao! |
| On June 16th 2007 ba11indancer Said : | |
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these are funny |
| On June 16th 2007 Tomboycutie333 Said : | |
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that was kinda mean for some of then I QUESS! but it was hella funny! |
| On June 16th 2007 kaymf Said : | |
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very funny |
| On June 16th 2007 eldirkomcboho Said : | |
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haha |
| On June 16th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said : | |
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lol those were all really good |
| On June 16th 2007 damndiabetic09 Said : | |
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hmmm, good stuff. hahah, i have my own controversial jokes of questionable nature on my profile...check them out if you want to |
| On June 16th 2007 boogama2001 Said : | |
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that wuz so funny
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| On June 16th 2007 oreoash Said : | |
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funny sh*t |
| On June 16th 2007 Hyphyandy Said : | |
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lol i get them all. hella funny actually |
| On June 16th 2007 usseal Said : | |
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funny! |
| On June 16th 2007 ATLFalcons1 Said : | |
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hey i'm 100% mexican and i'm not offended, some of these were actually kinda funny. |
| On June 16th 2007 giovisnena Said : | |
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a fuck u fukin dumb ass u think your funny little bitch well your not so shut the fuck up fukin white ass |
| On June 16th 2007 DJDCAP Said : | |
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am pinches albures ia viejos se nota k los gringos no se pueden inventar algo bueno .. ni sikiera eso pueden aser ser originales... |
| On June 15th 2007 ryroxy18 Said : | |
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some were good the others i didnt get but thats just me:) |
| On June 15th 2007 mrskritter Said : | |
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very funny |
| On June 14th 2007 Bowers32 Said : | |
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Im offend why you telling mexican joke racict im part mexican, lol just kidding i am 25% mexican but not offend those are funny |
| On June 14th 2007 VampiressPope Said : | |
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haha. that is pretty funny. =) |
| On June 14th 2007 whatsup2277 Said : | |
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thes are good |
| On June 14th 2007 sportychicky81 Said : | |
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that is soo funny! lol |
| On June 14th 2007 manda36274 Said : | |
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lol, my niece is seeing a mexican but he probably wouldn't be offended by your jokes... he has been through worst |
