Sandwitch

Jessica and Kent are a couple. One night, they wanted to sleep with each other after dating for 2 years. They wanted to do it tonight. Jesseca says "Well we can't do it at my house, my parents are home."

Kent says "Hey how about my house! My parents are gone and only my 6 year old brother is there, the prblem though, is that my bed is getting a new matress and so i'm sleeping on the top bunk of my brothers bunk-bed."

Jessica says " I don't know, what will your brother say?"

After a moment of thought Kent says "I've got an idea. We will say we are going to sleep on the top bunk while eating a sandwitch"

Jessica, confused asked " What will that do?!"

Kent replies confidently, "Well if you want me to go slower, say lettuce, and if you want me to go faster, say tomato. That way he'll think we are making a sandwitch."

Jessica say "If you say so, but after all, he is only six.

So later that night at Kent's house, the top bunk was wobbling over Kent's brother's head. Jessica is saying "tomatoe! Tomatoe! Lettuce! Lettuce, TOMATOE!" Then Kents little brother screams "STOP MAKING SANDWITCHES GUYS! YOU'RE POURING MANASE ALL OVER ME!!"