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This is Peter

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A young girl by the name of Maggie was being babysat by her big brother Jason. They were both watching Tv and there was a thunderstorm out side and little Maggie was getting scared. After awhile, Jason said to his sister "I'm going to take a shower ok?"

 But Maggie asked "Can I come with you? I'm scared"

Jason replies firmly "No"

Maggie responds "Please"

"NO"

"Please!"

 Alright but promise me to not look up. Maggie agrees... Back in the shower, Maggie became too curious, looked up, and pointed at Jason's you know where and asked, "Big brother, who is that?"

Jason was suprised and quickly thought of something to say then he said. "Oh, thats Peter."

Meg asks "Can I play with him?"

"No"

"Please?"

"NO"

"PLEASE?!"

"Alright" says jason, so maggie starts to play with peter... Out of the shower. Jason and Maggie were watching a somewhat scarry movie. Maggie got scared and asked Jason.

"Big brother, can I play with Peter?

"No"

"Please?"

"NO"

"PLEASE?!"

"Fine", so maggie plays with Peter while Jason watches tv.

"Time for bed" says Jason. So maggie went to her room to sleep. Later, in the middle of the night, Maggie was awoken by lightning and goes to her brother's room. She wakes him up and asks,

"Big brothere, can I play with Peter? I'm scared"

With a yawn Jason says "no"

"PLEASE?"

"No!"

"PLEASE?!!" Alright, so Maggie plays with peter and Jason falls asleep.

In the morning, Jason wakes up to see blood all over and he feels week. He looks to his sister who was pouting. He asks weakly "Wa- what happened?"

Maggie replies "PETER SPAT AT ME SO I BIT HIS HEAD OFF!"



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On August 21st 2007 jesusfreakaka Said :
jesusfreakaka thats just gross, Jarrett!
On July 5th 2007 sobrien88 Said :
sobrien88 thats some incested shit right there.
On June 18th 2007 lvm3932 Said :
lvm3932 wow lmao too funny even though i dont think lil sis should be playing with big brother at all lol
On June 16th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 omg to freakin funny lmbo omfg
On June 15th 2007 vwmaniac Said :
vwmaniac i've heard this joke a few times before but it's till funeh XD
On April 29th 2007 mrcapitano Said :
mrcapitano lmmfao
On April 21st 2007 Jarrettsdance Said :
Jarrettsdance oh and i remembered this on 3 years ago at camp.
On April 21st 2007 Jarrettsdance Said :
Jarrettsdance urs is about a cookie, i didn't get the first few parts, but ya, its kinda like mine.
On April 21st 2007 Hollwood2 Said :
Hollwood2 u just changed mine abit
On April 21st 2007 deaddolly Said :
deaddolly thats sick if their related tbh but it still made me laugh
On April 21st 2007 deaddolly Said :
deaddolly thats sick if their related tbh but it still made me laugh
On April 21st 2007 sexiitori4eva Said :
sexiitori4eva that is soo funni!!
On April 21st 2007 JonnyWorley92 Said :
JonnyWorley92 OUCH!!!!!! that would hurt but it was pretty funny
On April 21st 2007 Jarrettsdance Said :
Jarrettsdance This is the only joke i know that probably no one has, lol