The Blonde and the Blonde Cop
Created(8-16-07)
Category ( Blonde )
A blonde is speeding down a highway and this blonde cop pulls her over.
The blonde cop gets out of the car and goes up to her window and says, "Did you know you were speeding?"
The blonde replies, " If I knew I was speeding, You wouldn't be in front of my window."
So the blonde cop says," whatever, Let me see your license."
So the blonde, Not even knowing what that was, fumbles in her purse pretending that she had lost them.
The cop gets fustrateded with her and agitatidly said "It's the thing with your picture on it."
The bonde frantically serches her purse and finds a mirror.
She holds it up and looks into it and shouts "AH HA!!! found it!"
She hands the mirror to the cop and the cop looks into it and says "Oh, I didn't know you were a cop! Go on and have a nice day officer."



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