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Widdle Wabbits?

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A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest
little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuth me, mithter, do you keep
widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's
on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft
and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit
over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward  and says, in a quiet voice, "I don't think my python
weally givths a thit."

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