Mean drunk

Bob heads into a bar after a long, hard day at the office. He walks up to the bartender and orders a beer. After downing the first beer he orders up another. As he's finishing off the second he sees a man standing in a nearby window about to jump out. Bob drops the beer and runs over to stop him.

The suicidcal man turns and says, "I'll show you a little trick my friend. I'm gonna jump out of this window and the sidewalk below will bounce me right back on up."

Before Bob can try to reason with him, the man jumps out and bounces right back into the bar. Bob is soo stunned he orders a triple shot and sits down speechless. The man walks up, orders Bob another shot and says he'll do the trick again if Bob wanted.

Bob was getting a bit tipsy so it seemed OK to ask the guy to jump out of the window. The man jumps out and comes right back in 3 times.

"It's magic my friend. Anyone can do it. Why don't you give it a shot?", says the man. Bob decides after a few minutes of debating to give it a shot. He heads over the the window, takes a deep breath and hurls himself out. SPLAT.

The bartender looks over at the man and says, "You sure are and asshole when you're drunk Superman."