Screwed

the docters told her she would only live to be 21.

her birthday was in two weeks so she went to the end of the long dock to watch the ocean.

then she starts crying and a man comes up and askes

"why are you crying"

the girl replies

"well im going to die soon and ive never hugged a guy before."

so the guys decides to give the girl a hug

30 min later she starts crying and another man walks up and asks

"why are you crying"

the girl says

"well im going to die soon and ive never been kissed by a boy before"

so the man gives her a kiss

2hrs go by and she thinks shes got it good with this "im going to die soon thing"

so she starts fake crying this time and i big handsome looking man walks up to her and says

"why are you crying"

the girl says "well im going to die soon and ive never been screwed before."

so the man answers "let me help you with that"

he bends over picks the girl up and throughs her in the water and says

"now your screwed"