3 DICKS!!!

There are  two versions, tell me which one you like better:

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Three dicks were all hanging out one day in a men's locker room.
And like all dicks, they liked to talk about girls... so one dick begins saying,
"so which do you like better, the front or the back?"
"I like the front..." says one dick, the other ask why, he says
"because she's a cunt who's too much of a pussy to say no!"
Second dick says, "I like the back..." the other's ask why, he says says,
"because she's an ass who really stinks at saying no!"

The third dick doesnt say anything for a whlie, then he speaks, "well I like the mouth..."
The other's look at him and ask "WHY the mouth?"
He smiles and says,
"Because with her she doesnt get a chance to say anything!"

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Or this one

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Three dicks were all hanging out one day when one dick said,
"so did any of you get lucky last night?"
First dick says, "No... I met this one girl who was an ass hole living around the corner, she smelled like crap and was always talking shit!"
Second dick says, "well, I met this cunt who lives downstairs, she was too much of a pussy to even let me in!"
Third dick says, "well I met this blabber mouth upstairs..."
"Did anything happen?" Asked one of the dicks "aw, not really..." replied the third dick
"I mean, she let me in... but I just ended up puking all over the place" O_O