dumb blonde jokes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill.
Who picks it up?
A1: santa claus because, there is no such thing as the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A1: A golden retriever.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q2: What will she ask you?
A2: "Is it mine?"

Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.