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18 Double Vodka's

Views(685) Created(6-24-08) Category ( Bar )

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"



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On June 25th 2008 muffinbobeat48 Said :
muffinbobeat48 People don't always KNOW when a joke has been posted, so cool it, kiddos.
On June 25th 2008 ChosenforOne Said :
ChosenforOne iv heard this one in the "Adult only joke book" and that one is way better....stop plagerizing other shit it gets soo fucking annoying!!
On June 25th 2008 pinkfroggy24 Said :
pinkfroggy24 if n e body has a myyearbook send me a message
On June 25th 2008 wolfvalentine Said :
wolfvalentine lmao didn't expect the ending to be that
On June 25th 2008 FlameStarNight Said :
FlameStarNight how many times has this been posted? u could try to be original....
On June 25th 2008 kennedie878 Said :
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lol not really only me and my friend like the gay part!!
On June 25th 2008 mfzk2005 Said :
mfzk2005 This guy is having one hell of a week...next week who knows? Maybe he will turn gay himself to fit in his own family...XD
On June 25th 2008 stitchchick92 Said :
stitchchick92 Would this really be a bad thing? I mean yeah his wife would have sex with women, but she obviously still has sex with him since they have kids. This could turn into a good thing for him...threesomes you know?
On June 25th 2008 rickypartlow Said :
rickypartlow haha....thats good.
On June 24th 2008 PorshaS Said :
PorshaS LOL
On June 24th 2008 5642libra Said :
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funnyyy
On June 24th 2008 ddiana3 Said :
ddiana3 funny.
On June 24th 2008 joshman09 Said :
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It is funny
On June 24th 2008 bluedogs Said :
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lol
On June 24th 2008 lyndahocker Said :
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thats pretty funny. hahahhahaha
On June 24th 2008 flirty656 Said :
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lol
On June 24th 2008 stitchchick92 Said :
stitchchick92 You already posted this joke yo..lol