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The Aging Explorer

Views(466) Created(6-19-08) Category ( Dirty )

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"



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On June 23rd 2008 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart roflmao that was cute
On June 21st 2008 StarGoddess219 Said :
StarGoddess219 it's not the greatest joke it's alright but how does it not make sense? Like the person below me said it's about old people defecating on themselves. Notice I spelled sense with a S and not a C.
On June 21st 2008 shadowninja001 Said :
shadowninja001 Lame
On June 20th 2008 muffinbobeat48 Said :
muffinbobeat48 Uhh...lame in writing.
On June 20th 2008 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo if u dont get it...it means that old people crap themselves and he thought the explorer meant he crapped himself then...duh.
On June 19th 2008 gorjuzkisses Said :
gorjuzkisses wtf??
On June 19th 2008 KillerKlown159 Said :
my picture
this doesn't make sence
On June 19th 2008 moosegurl01 Said :
moosegurl01 lol
On June 19th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster AGED?!.... BUT... LEGENDARY?! ... no, it cant be!