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A CORNY Joke

Views(572) Created(6-16-08) Category ( Dirty )

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained.

"Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question

"Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.

"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me!"

"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"

"That's okay," says the husband, "We were banned from the supermarket, too."



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On June 23rd 2008 Kidojidoari Said :
Kidojidoari xD That's just too awesome. *claps*
On June 23rd 2008 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart hehehehe
On June 21st 2008 VbBbTrackE03 Said :
VbBbTrackE03 rofl, this is good!
On June 18th 2008 justthegirlxox Said :
justthegirlxox hahaha.
On June 17th 2008 Curlyqbri Said :
Curlyqbri lmao
On June 17th 2008 imnotgay90 Said :
imnotgay90 that was good.
On June 17th 2008 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo lol it was ok.
On June 17th 2008 69dillon69 Said :
69dillon69 haha that isnt so bad
On June 17th 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster wow, one thing you did wrong, but banned in 2 places. i wonder if someone could get banned in 5 places by one incident. hmmm
On June 16th 2008 owennoreen Said :
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Lol thats funny and gross xDDD
On June 16th 2008 neoscho Said :
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lol that is funny
On June 16th 2008 candaceperson Said :
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thats freakin disgusting!!!