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Afternoon Quickie

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Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.

"An ambulance just drove by."

A few moments passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are making whoopie."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.


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On June 21st 2008 lele8412 Said :
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haha
On May 5th 2008 misssweetiepie Said :
misssweetiepie OMG...that was hilarious....
On April 20th 2008 beachbum8706 Said :
beachbum8706 haha
On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :
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LMAO That joke was genius
On March 18th 2008 tntissasuke Said :
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nice one.
On February 6th 2008 vicki721 Said :
vicki721 lol smart kid
On January 25th 2008 rabbit0014 Said :
rabbit0014 lol!
On January 20th 2008 kimomega Said :
kimomega lol
On October 8th 2007 edgarpoeincarn Said :
edgarpoeincarn hehe it's been awhile since i've heard it called "making whoopie" lmao
On September 16th 2007 Warningitsash Said :
Warningitsash dont get it
On August 23rd 2007 jay11yyy1y Said :
jay11yyy1y nice
On August 23rd 2007 happyare Said :
happyare =)
On August 17th 2007 mylullaby01 Said :
mylullaby01 lol
On August 14th 2007 demonica666 Said :
demonica666 IT TOOK ME A MINUTE HAHA BUT ITS SO FUNNY
On August 5th 2007 ShoTGuNLuV Said :
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bahaha!! that's pretty much awesome