Low sperm count

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Created(8-24-06)

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A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

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On July 3rd 2008 CandickJones Said :

	haa :)

On July 1st 2008 sweetie1294 Said :

	that is funny

On June 24th 2008 phoenixtlover6 Said :

	i heard it before but it dont get old

On June 22nd 2008 jax5on5dildo Said :

	haha i didnt expect that ending

On June 21st 2008 redorka Said :

	Haha

On June 21st 2008 iidk94 Said :

	that was funny and it got me tricked there//lol

On June 18th 2008 lavenderloveu Said :

	woah!!! i was thinkin the other way! XD

On June 11th 2008 Bre2rocks12 Said :

	omg that's amazing!!!

On June 11th 2008 poohbear973569 Said :

	omg thats so fucking awesome

On June 10th 2008 Shatara18 Said :

	lol

On June 8th 2008 mszdeedee Said :

	funny

On June 5th 2008 chibibabe12 Said :

	gay bt great twist! im in2 poetry...

On May 31st 2008 xoxoSakr9xoxo Said :

	LOL, thats funny...

On May 31st 2008 HotMama38 Said :

	very funy

On May 27th 2008 N5607 Said :

	Hardy harr harr

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