Son of a Bitch
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Please Login to post comments| On June 16th 2009 polababii5509 Said: |
| that was the funnest i have read so far |
| On May 5th 2009 VivaLaFatima Said: |
| hahahahaaaaa
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!!1 |
| On March 24th 2009 suknenesan1 Said: |
| LOL THATS FUNNY |
| On February 27th 2009 alexroks33 Said: |
| lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao cant stop laughin |
| On February 21st 2009 billiebville Said: |
| roflmao i can't stop laughing about it
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| On February 21st 2009 billiebville Said: |
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| roflmao i can't stop laughing about it
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| On December 12th 2008 abner2 Said: |
| i am going to puke. lol |
| On November 22nd 2008 n1browns32 Said: |
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| lol |
| On October 26th 2008 coldbitch93 Said: |
| That's funnny! |
| On September 23rd 2008 omgruslmao Said: |
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| rofl
ew
lol
nasty
hah
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| On September 18th 2008 hazer303 Said: |
| lol its good but i jus read it like 15 mins earlyer on the top of the joke list |
| On July 23rd 2008 boredbowman Said: |
| Okay that's just wrong...but too damn funny!!!lol |
| On July 12th 2008 kittx Said: |
| that son of a bitch |
| On July 10th 2008 Karyna69 Said: |
| lol i laugh every time i read this lol |
| On June 8th 2008 12xNatiex12 Said: |
| You copied someone and if you didn't then you have a wild mind for a 14 year old. |
| On June 6th 2008 rebatsassy Said: |
| i have alread heard it
and it's really stupid |
| On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said: |
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| DAMN that is the most fucked up thing ever! |
| On March 16th 2008 stevo242424 Said: |
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| OMG MAN this is so funny i cant stop laughing |
| On February 8th 2008 xXEmoxGirlx3Xx Said: |
| Wow! Haha it so funny |
| On January 25th 2008 rabbit0014 Said: |
| ur jokes r soooo funny! |
| On January 17th 2008 GiLlLiGuN Said: |
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| LOL man i love your jokes |
| On December 23rd 2007 sexiblood Said: |
| lol dat wuz funny |
| On November 30th 2007 nick43137 Said: |
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| I heard that at my school... |
| On November 29th 2007 Demonsrock222 Said: |
| That's funny and really wrong |
| On November 17th 2007 lovergurl559 Said: |
| hahaha thas sad... |
