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Created(8-22-06)
Category ( Dirty )
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Please Login to post comments| On June 8th 2008 12xNatiex12 Said : | |
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You copied someone and if you didn't then you have a wild mind for a 14 year old. |
| On June 6th 2008 rebatsassy Said : | |
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i have alread heard it
and it's really stupid |
| On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said : | |
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DAMN that is the most fucked up thing ever! |
| On March 16th 2008 stevo242424 Said : | |
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OMG MAN this is so funny i cant stop laughing |
| On February 8th 2008 xXEmoxGirlx3Xx Said : | |
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Wow! Haha it so funny |
| On January 25th 2008 rabbit0014 Said : | |
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ur jokes r soooo funny! |
| On January 17th 2008 GiLlLiGuN Said : | |
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LOL man i love your jokes |
| On December 23rd 2007 sexiblood Said : | |
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lol dat wuz funny |
| On November 30th 2007 nick43137 Said : | |
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I heard that at my school... |
| On November 29th 2007 Demonsrock222 Said : | |
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That's funny and really wrong |
| On November 17th 2007 lovergurl559 Said : | |
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hahaha thas sad... |
| On November 16th 2007 hottchik8 Said : | |
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wut da hell dey talkin bout not funny lmfao me n my homegurl laughed for like an hour |
| On November 10th 2007 cheyenne248 Said : | |
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that wasnt very funny i find it quite lame and i think you just offended lots of people and that joke was already posted so quit copying i guess thats the only way you can even be the slightest bit funny and thats sad my friend you arent funny
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| On November 9th 2007 jdog2307 Said : | |
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lmao fah forget what these other ppl are saying lmao |
| On October 13th 2007 Jujuberry04 Said : | |
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Thats sick. U shouldnt joke about priest like that |
