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Pickup Lines

Views(32490) Created(8-17-06) Category ( Pickup )

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

I wonder what our children will look like.

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Nice shoes Wanna Fuck!?!?!?!



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On July 23rd 2008 boredbowman Said :
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Ok dude, I totally love your jokes, but you are 14 and I've heard some of these jokes before, when I was like 14, and I'm 23, so I know they were copied. You are a smart kid, be more original!! Come on...
On June 21st 2008 lele8412 Said :
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I don't get the last one?
On June 18th 2008 RaynRavyn Said :
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Lol, the last one is how I met the guy I've been seeing for a year!!!!
On June 10th 2008 EmaSama Said :
EmaSama omg the last one somone said that to me before lol
On June 9th 2008 Luhvly Said :
Luhvly That last one was LOL worthy
On May 28th 2008 Cathie13452 Said :
Cathie13452 Love the Last One
On May 8th 2008 hisandhers Said :
hisandhers i love the last one???lol
On April 23rd 2008 MassacreXSaint Said :
MassacreXSaint I thought the "I'm wearing Revlon colorstay. . ." was kinda clever. . .i would say that to a man lol. . .
On April 18th 2008 D3G Said :
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these were great
On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :
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I personally liked the mechanic one best.
On March 22nd 2008 xxprettygirl99 Said :
xxprettygirl99 If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. I thought that one was the best=]
On March 17th 2008 kelsey716 Said :
kelsey716 dont forget about "nice pants, they'd look better on my floor!"
On March 13th 2008 lkbusiness22 Said :
lkbusiness22 I love the last one!
On March 9th 2008 lovedaisy Said :
lovedaisy i like all of them apart from the last one
On March 3rd 2008 x1ChristiLeigh Said :
x1ChristiLeigh i like it but why would he be wearing revlon colorstay lipstick??
On February 22nd 2008 babygirl9493 Said :
babygirl9493 haha that last one's pretty funny
On February 16th 2008 RainDance667 Said :
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God my boyfriend's brothers and their friends use the last one. It's so funny to listen to them
On February 13th 2008 snyfetch Said :
snyfetch Those won't work on me or any person who is smart.
On February 10th 2008 ZaraOfTheEarth Said :
ZaraOfTheEarth Hahahahahaha! Last one's so unexpected and funny.
On February 2nd 2008 pepsiXrockks Said :
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haha the last one is funny
On January 25th 2008 rabbit0014 Said :
rabbit0014 Not on me ethr
On January 20th 2008 kimomega Said :
kimomega those wont work on me for sure
On January 12th 2008 2bekilla Said :
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they would work on me bitch
On January 9th 2008 enalmnblue Said :
enalmnblue om okay. im not sure ANY of those would work on me...haha
On January 4th 2008 bluecoldrain Said :
bluecoldrain Wow.