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The Perfect Penis

Views(14492) Created(8-16-06) Category ( Men )

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates.

''What's that?'' asked Jenny.

''Well,'' said Johnny, ''if it was about 3 inches smaller, it would be the perfect penis.'''



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On September 23rd 2008 omgruslmao Said :
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omfg XD
On July 23rd 2008 boredbowman Said :
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mmmm, kinda disturbing coming from a 14 year old kid, but made me smile
On July 19th 2008 AndiKHF Said :
AndiKHF XD...THATS FUNNY!
On July 14th 2008 CandickJones Said :
CandickJones LOL
On June 29th 2008 Kidojidoari Said :
Kidojidoari LOL!!! xD *gaspage*
On May 29th 2008 Mogami Said :
Mogami XD
On May 22nd 2008 MileyCyrus15 Said :
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iut's ok
On May 14th 2008 ultimaceiadeje Said :
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thats histarical! lol
On May 5th 2008 misssweetiepie Said :
misssweetiepie OMFG...Wow...never expected that
On April 9th 2008 surferchic89 Said :
surferchic89 holy cow, sorry for the dad man, good one though!
On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :
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Lmao!
On March 20th 2008 Axeldude04 Said :
Axeldude04 omg I feel bad for his dad hahaha
On March 14th 2008 adrianm17 Said :
adrianm17 hahahahahahaha
On March 8th 2008 HeidiLynn419 Said :
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lolz...SHAME!!
On March 3rd 2008 iamthewayiam Said :
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sick but funny
On March 2nd 2008 owensdevin Said :
owensdevin lol
On February 24th 2008 brandi0002 Said :
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funny
On January 25th 2008 rabbit0014 Said :
rabbit0014 rofl so funny
On January 24th 2008 Andersonsmommy Said :
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thats was to funny
On January 23rd 2008 vicki721 Said :
vicki721 lol lil johnny is funny...
On January 16th 2008 1135022 Said :
1135022 discusting!!! y is it always jonny!!!
On December 31st 2007 acuariangal555 Said :
acuariangal555 lol XD
On December 18th 2007 GudrunErla Said :
GudrunErla WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On December 12th 2007 gregems03 Said :
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funnist shit
On December 11th 2007 Seranama Said :
Seranama woah!