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Punishment in heaven

Views(1973) Created(8-14-06) Category ( Men )

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.

''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''



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On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :
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Omfg that is too funny!Rotflmao
On January 25th 2008 rabbit0014 Said :
rabbit0014 he he lol
On January 6th 2008 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia lol
On December 10th 2007 dylanlover1001 Said :
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uhmmm... I don't get it...
On December 6th 2007 Jimydavis Said :
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thats a good rule for heaven. it rewards the good ugly kid, and punishes the beautiful naughty one.
On November 18th 2007 lovergurl559 Said :
lovergurl559 haha that guy mus b butt ugly..i feel srry 4 that gurl
On November 9th 2007 jdog2307 Said :
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lmao fah
On October 26th 2007 demonica666 Said :
demonica666 ive heard a joke before but diffrent lol good twist to it
On September 24th 2007 supertaii Said :
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omg thats soo funnyy !!
On September 10th 2007 slick25 Said :
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I've heard this one before and never any duck one. This one is funny. Not hilarious mind you but mildly amusing.
On August 23rd 2007 happyare Said :
happyare Great irony!
On June 9th 2007 lolmetyler Said :
lolmetyler You changed it from when some one made the duck things
On April 24th 2007 lyssabean72792 Said :
lyssabean72792 lol thats funny..but all u did was copy it then change it around a lil so it would sound like u made up a funny joke........-100
On March 17th 2007 fgjfgjfghjfjj Said :
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You're fucking stupid. You copied it from the duck one. And I agree with "sykochic77." The duck one was fucking better!!
On February 25th 2007 kmkbbff Said :
kmkbbff THIS IS STUPID MAN