A cop and a kid

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Created(8-14-06)

Category ( Men )

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

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On July 15th 2008 angelofpurity5 Said :

	in the words of kelso from that 70's show BURN!!!!!!

On June 6th 2008 Firedragon307 Said :

	LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

On May 5th 2008 ColtonDaGangst Said :

	damn cop just got burned

On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :

	Damn that's one brave little boy!lol

On January 23rd 2008 vicki721 Said :

	lol can you say the same for all cops?

On January 21st 2008 Chiccamissa Said :

	Hahaha good one. WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES

On January 11th 2008 ureallythinkik Said :

	rofl