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Cant breath

Views(38271) Created(8-13-06) Category ( Blonde )

I went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom and the door was locked. I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!" She said, "I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways." For some reason i actually beleived her and pushed through the door. She had a rope tied to her ankles. I asked "Aren't you trying to hang yourself?"

"Yes, whats your point?"

"Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around their necks"

"Yeah well, I tried that, But then i couldnt breathe."

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On September 19th 2008 laurita2010 Said :
laurita2010 omg lol
On September 11th 2008 LOVsic96 Said :
LOVsic96 LOL thats funny
On July 27th 2008 menomosso11 Said :
menomosso11 hahahehehhe, random. that is funny
On July 26th 2008 meganjessicann Said :
meganjessicann lmao oh god.
On July 23rd 2008 boredbowman Said :
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heard it!!! but good
On July 17th 2008 MizzKierra14 Said :
MizzKierra14 lolz
On July 16th 2008 arapahoeqt16 Said :
arapahoeqt16 omg lmao
On July 3rd 2008 sweetie1294 Said :
sweetie1294 wow
On June 21st 2008 lele8412 Said :
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haha. =D
On June 21st 2008 Kidojidoari Said :
Kidojidoari xD She has a point. lol.
On June 21st 2008 paigerockzz Said :
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OMG THATS FUNNY
On June 20th 2008 sbubba99 Said :
sbubba99 lol
On June 19th 2008 dementedpsycho Said :
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good one
On June 18th 2008 lilWolfLuver Said :
lilWolfLuver lmao rofl omg thats funny altho my blonde friend thinks otherwise oh and PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS 6 PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS 6
On June 15th 2008 faitharino Said :
faitharino lol im blonde and its still funny calm down
On June 13th 2008 cass2010 Said :
cass2010 rofl
On June 13th 2008 sadie9595 Said :
sadie9595 Hahaha wtf....its funny!!
On June 10th 2008 EmaSama Said :
EmaSama omg super funny
On June 10th 2008 prissy3498 Said :
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iam a blond but that was funny!o i know a stuiped blond joke!
On June 9th 2008 chickp96 Said :
chickp96 ha
On June 5th 2008 x0xSakr9x0x Said :
x0xSakr9x0x I gotta admitt, that was funny but its kinda wrong to make blonde jokes, you know its kinda like being racist in a way????
On June 2nd 2008 KazWolf Said :
KazWolf hey! blondes r prety smart if they go more for sckool and education then looks!
On June 2nd 2008 yeaitzJess Said :
yeaitzJess thats hilarious glad im not a blonde
On May 28th 2008 sexysita2006 Said :
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS 6 PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUIZZES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS 6
On May 17th 2008 chappy84 Said :
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hilarious