Tigger

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Created(8-13-06)

Category ( Dirty )

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

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On July 5th 2008 mymyspacesux Said :

	hahahahaha!!! funny!!

On June 22nd 2008 redorka Said :

	U r hilarious! :D

On June 11th 2008 poohbear973569 Said :

	oh my fucking god! thats so fucking funny!

On June 8th 2008 Horses2109 Said :

	funny

On June 6th 2008 UndertakersEmo Said :

	lol

On May 29th 2008 kirstinicole12 Said :

	ha! lol

On May 7th 2008 sayray88 Said :

	good one

On May 4th 2008 spazzychazzy08 Said :

	lol

On May 1st 2008 bballswoosh Said :

	that was a funny one lol

On April 26th 2008 jaimek87 Said :

	I agree with blondiegirl13.......

On April 21st 2008 tplions Said :

	lol

On April 13th 2008 blondiegirl13 Said :

	well then you're a whore

On April 13th 2008 msemochick Said :

	im less than 13 years old but i want tiger woods and i want that big thing in my pussy now!!!

On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :

	Well obviously Tiger knows how to get some lol!But if I guy can't go more than three times then that's just sad....

On March 18th 2008 misssexii92 Said :

	shit can i be done 3 times ive only got done once because i just lost my virginity lol.zz i need tigers #

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