Little Johnny and April

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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.

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On July 8th 2008 xanimerockerx Said :

	lmao

On July 7th 2008 S2LIL3NC3S2 Said :

	lol that is fkn funny iv herd it b4 but its still funny

On July 4th 2008 kitty9412 Said :

	classic

On July 3rd 2008 neo25 Said :

	hahahah

On July 1st 2008 AndyAnthony Said :

	HAHAHAHAHA!

On June 28th 2008 brittknowsbest Said :

	its was okay not hilarious thogh

On June 28th 2008 bgv700 Said :

	wow thats funny

On June 27th 2008 janaynay08 Said :

	hahaha not expected

On June 25th 2008 dunblondebam Said :

	lol

On June 25th 2008 jodilynne91 Said :

	omg thats too funny lmao

On June 25th 2008 jodilynne91 Said :

	omg thats too funny lmao

On June 24th 2008 joshman09 Said :

	That is very funny

On June 24th 2008 Gemmatron Said :

	ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

On June 23rd 2008 Kidojidoari Said :

	lol PROBABLY!!! xD I likeee it.

On June 23rd 2008 carpe7noctem Said :

	i heard this before.-_-

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