The creation of a pussy

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Created(8-12-06)

Category ( Riddle )

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

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On June 25th 2008 kittx Said :

	honestly i my poo poo don't smell like fish but it was good very good

On June 23rd 2008 Kidojidoari Said :

	lol. :P clever~ heard it, but still like it.

On June 10th 2008 FCRU Said :

	I've read this like 50 times.. its still funny everytime i read it

On June 5th 2008 kellbellz44 Said :

	WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES

On June 3rd 2008 ben1yo2 Said :

	good shit

On May 31st 2008 xoxoSakr9xoxo Said :

	Ew....

On May 28th 2008 qissy1210 Said :

	hahaha

On May 22nd 2008 ilylukas Said :

	hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha that belongs in the Dirty ones!

On May 8th 2008 anzbabinena Said :

	icky but funny

On May 5th 2008 misssweetiepie Said :

	That is pretty funny....Like it...

On May 3rd 2008 pimpinazngirl Said :

	LMAO.BTW nice time in ryming.I wonder wut would happen if it was a childrens poem

On May 1st 2008 CH33RGIRL33 Said :

	OH MY GOSH YOU SAID THE C WORD! HOLY SHIT LOL

On April 27th 2008 mikescott33 Said :

	RIFLMFAO - so true

On April 22nd 2008 HaruhiWannebe Said :

	awesome

On April 19th 2008 jake3494358234 Said :

	ahahahaaaaaaaaahaahhahahahahhhha

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