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FlagA man at the beach
Views(1584)
Created(8-12-06)
Category ( Dirty )
Created(8-12-06)
Category ( Dirty )
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.
But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."
Please Login to post comments| On June 21st 2008 lele8412 Said : | |
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dayyuuuummmmm =D |
| On May 18th 2008 WeLoveToBoogey Said : | |
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Ouch! I fell sorry for the man! |
| On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said : | |
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Lol that's funny! |
| On March 20th 2008 Axeldude04 Said : | |
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OMG OW lol that is so wrong LOL |
| On March 3rd 2008 deb729 Said : | |
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HAHA!!!Very Funny......i've never heard that one before |
| On November 20th 2007 animeluvah Said : | |
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lmao, that's hilarious! |
| On November 18th 2007 lovergurl559 Said : | |
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ya ive heard it b4 but a diff version of it...
still funny thou |
| On November 3rd 2007 williamscott7 Said : | |
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COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!!COPIER!!! |
| On October 8th 2007 edgarpoeincarn Said : | |
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wow i'm a girl and that hurt me god damn! |
| On August 11th 2007 devilsman40 Said : | |
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FUNNY AS HELL!!! |
| On June 26th 2007 Sexmachine6 Said : | |
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oww |
| On June 26th 2007 Sexmachine6 Said : | |
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oww |
| On June 26th 2007 Sexmachine6 Said : | |
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oww |
| On June 20th 2007 chrisie95 Said : | |
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i agree with Iyssabean, nasty, but funny as hell! |
| On April 24th 2007 lyssabean72792 Said : | |
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haha! thats pretty nasty but funny |
