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Little Johnny

Views(15626) Created(8-12-06) Category ( Dirty )

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

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On June 22nd 2008 redorka Said :
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Hmmmmm...............I wanna meet this little johnny. Lmao
On May 18th 2008 WeLoveToBoogey Said :
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My god what does his parents tech him!?!
On May 5th 2008 misssweetiepie Said :
misssweetiepie He has got a potty mouth..
On April 17th 2008 LunaHail Said :
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how does little johnny know stuff like that?
On April 2nd 2008 XxbloodstainxX Said :
XxbloodstainxX LMFAO One of the best dirty jokes I;ve ever heard
On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :
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Damn he got that teacher good!
On March 30th 2008 xXEmoGirlXx375 Said :
xXEmoGirlXx375 Omg that is funny as hell
On March 18th 2008 capsasypants Said :
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heard this one tooo about 5 years ago.
On March 16th 2008 Gaarapark Said :
Gaarapark HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
On March 12th 2008 muffinbobeat48 Said :
muffinbobeat48 I hate that little Johnny knows all this crap.
On March 5th 2008 stupidcoputer Said :
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GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
On February 11th 2008 emochick1516 Said :
emochick1516 lol
On February 10th 2008 bdh23 Said :
bdh23 how fucking old is little johnny
On January 18th 2008 phototwink Said :
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i love you little johnny!
On December 24th 2007 Mbowes86 Said :
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Oh shit that was amazing! haha