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Snow job

Views(1102) Created(8-11-06) Category ( Blonde )

One day a blonde is sitting in her kitchen with her boyfriend, and she hears the radio report. It announces, "Please park your cars on the left side of the road so that the snow plougher can come through." She goes out and moves her car to the left hand side of the road.

The next day the same thing happens, but this time they ask that the cars be moved to the right side of the road. So she moves her car to the right hand side of the road for the snow plougher.

The next day she is listening to the radio, and just as they are about to say which side of the road to move the cars to, the radio cuts out.

The blonde gets really worried and asks her boyfriend, "Which side of the road do i park the car on" and he replies, " Why don't you just put it in the garage"!!

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On May 5th 2008 misssweetiepie Said :
misssweetiepie That was okay but i dont get it much..\
On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :
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wow now that's sad
On March 8th 2008 HeidiLynn419 Said :
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I DON'T GET IT.... :(
On November 18th 2007 lovergurl559 Said :
lovergurl559 omg!! lol
On August 23rd 2007 happyare Said :
happyare Very practical!
On August 11th 2007 devilsman40 Said :
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stupid
On August 1st 2007 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo its good anywayz
On August 1st 2007 oxXxlovelyxXxo Said :
oxXxlovelyxXxo omg the views are 666 right now
On May 12th 2007 meg84me Said :
meg84me I have always loved this one but its so much funnier when the punch line is "why dont you just put it back in the garage"
On April 24th 2007 lyssabean72792 Said :
lyssabean72792 not that funny.....-1
On January 20th 2007 LPark101 Said :
LPark101 haha, that ones great!!! :D
On January 15th 2007 bloodsketch Said :
bloodsketch i love blonde jokes. :D
On January 14th 2007 DjNickster Said :
DjNickster she is a dumb blonde and so am i!!!
On January 6th 2007 Charlsey17 Said :
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to "iamthefury" below me nobody thinks that hard so jus enjoy the joke.. and to the joke that would be pretty smart to jus put it in the garage
On December 4th 2006 iamthefury Said :
iamthefury You realize the "left" and "right" side of the street varies with where you're looking right? So they would say east or west side instead.