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The cab driver

Views(37337) Created(8-11-06) Category ( Dirty )

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.

"Mommy," said the little boy, "what are all those ladies doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work," she replied.

The cabbie turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have sex with men for money."

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?" His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?"

"They mostly become cab drivers," she replied.

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MeVelvetRose17 lol! serves him right
On May 13th 2008 tiggabear911 Said :
tiggabear911 lol
On May 8th 2008 Brandy6320 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
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On April 18th 2008 D3G Said :
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he got surved lol
On April 13th 2008 libramoon Said :
libramoon haha thats great
On April 9th 2008 brickhouse84 Said :
brickhouse84 That was funny as hell...LOL.
On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :
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Damn that was COLD of her to say that
On March 29th 2008 nickynicole901 Said :
nickynicole901 lol...dats a diss
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XxbloodstainxX LOL, burn
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haha burnnnnnnn
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gothicmurder13 BURN!!!!
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On March 16th 2008 Gaarapark Said :
Gaarapark HE JUST GOT TOLD!