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Birthday Present

Views(19137) Created(8-10-06) Category ( Dirty )

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

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On June 14th 2008 amr1313 Said :
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dayumm! BUSTED! tis what you get for goin to strip clubs when your married/joined!
On May 26th 2008 SilentSuicide9 Said :
SilentSuicide9 BUSTEEEDD!!!! Lol
On April 20th 2008 beachbum8706 Said :
beachbum8706 oohh busted!!
On April 13th 2008 msemochick Said :
msemochick divorce papers please!
On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :
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BUSTED!lol
On March 16th 2008 Gaarapark Said :
Gaarapark lol
On March 12th 2008 muffinbobeat48 Said :
muffinbobeat48 What an ASS!
On March 12th 2008 AxXigLux Said :
AxXigLux DOH!!!
On March 8th 2008 PinkyBabe62 Said :
PinkyBabe62 BUSTED>.
On March 7th 2008 mak1993 Said :
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hahahahahahahahahahah
On February 10th 2008 bdh23 Said :
bdh23 he's busted
On January 30th 2008 twilight8218 Said :
twilight8218 nice lol
On January 22nd 2008 ruriko88 Said :
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whoa...damn...my man wud be in the streets if this was him
On January 21st 2008 abraves07 Said :
abraves07 haha. nice
On January 5th 2008 DemonzR4eva Said :
DemonzR4eva lol...funnie...i would beat his ass if i were her