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Proud Texan Dad

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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.

Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"

"Yup, shore am!"

"How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."

The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."

The proud Texas father said, "Just had him circumcised!"

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On March 30th 2008 EvilBonez17 Said :
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Damn now we know why he was so proud!lol...
On November 18th 2007 lovergurl559 Said :
lovergurl559 oh my gosg lol
On October 17th 2007 ilovehp7 Said :
ilovehp7 im from texas and im not lke tht but it wuz funny so shutup haters
On June 4th 2007 ryanlovescrky Said :
ryanlovescrky hahaha its a good joke but i hope you dont think that everybody in texas is like a cowboy or something k cause im from texas
On May 4th 2007 suzuki944 Said :
suzuki944 fuck the bitch below me...that shit is funny as hell..dont we all wish we were from texas..lol
On February 6th 2007 foreverdawn Said :
foreverdawn :{ not funni that was stupid! fer sure dude if yew did standup id b in the frount row with i sack of tomaterz!!! git a job!
On December 26th 2006 tati1042 Said :
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yeah right sure
On December 1st 2006 aussiechick24 Said :
aussiechick24 :|
On December 1st 2006 Shippo12488 Said :
Shippo12488 wow, just....wow
On November 30th 2006 WickedHearted Said :
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oh goodness!
On November 28th 2006 chigagogirl123 Said :
chigagogirl123 hahaha
On November 26th 2006 crazyinlime Said :
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oh dear!
On November 19th 2006 alex192 Said :
alex192 *cough* *cough*
On November 18th 2006 cheergrl27 Said :
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ok
On November 14th 2006 gatorgurlaw200 Said :
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oh my!
On November 8th 2006 justjulii Said :
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NICE!!
On October 30th 2006 jessiegietz Said :
jessiegietz LOL
On October 23rd 2006 erickarose6996 Said :
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:) lol*
On October 15th 2006 laraegehrtz Said :
laraegehrtz ooh!! lol
On October 12th 2006 ivyqueen884 Said :
ivyqueen884 lol...
On October 11th 2006 crystalfire808 Said :
crystalfire808 And I thought the Portuguese had ego problems.