3 lost guys

there are three guys in the woods and they are all thristy and are trying to find water so they come up on a house and they all dont want to go up to it so they play rock,paper,scissors and a guy loses and go up to the house and knocks on the door and a huge lady come to the door and says "hello how can i help you?" and the guy says "ummm...yes you see me and my friends are thristy and we are kinda lost could you give some water please?" and the woman said "sure but you have to have sex with me first" and he said "ok" so they went in the house and she left the room and the guy was looking around and saw a pile of corn and went by it then the woman came back and said "ok im ready are you?" and the guy said "yea" so he got a piece of corn and started pushing it in and out and grabed another and used it and after he was done with the corn he threw it out the window then after he was done the woman said "man that was the best sex i ever had" and gave him the water so he went back outside to his friends and said "look i got the water" and his friends said "fuck the water give us more corn!!"