a man and a bar tender

one day a man walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "i bet you $100 i can take out my eye" the bar tender says "ok do it" so the man pulls out his glass eye and puts is on the bar then the bar tender says "damn it i forgot about glass eyes" and pays up then the man says "i bet you $100 i can take out my teeth" so the bar tender says " ok do it" so the man pulls out his dencers and put them on the bar then the bar tender says "damn it i forgot about those things" so he pays up and the man goes to pay cards and comes back about an hour later and says " do you want to win your money back?" so the bar tender says "yes" and the man says "ok i bet you i can piss in this shot glass from the other end of the bar and not spill a drop" and the bar tender says "ok do it" so the man gets on the bar and pisses all over the bar tender and his bar and says "darn i lost" and pays the bar tender back and the bar tender is so happy when he does all smiling and everything then notices that the man is smiling also and asks why and the man says "i bet those guys over there $2000 i could piss all over your bar and you would be happy about it"