The Billy Joke

One day, Billy heard his parents arguing one night. The mom calls the dad a bastard and the dad calls the mom a bitch. So, Billy asked his mom what a bitch and a bastard was. She said that a bitch is another name for a lady and a bastard is another name for a gentleman. The next night, Billy heard the neighbor say, "Put your penis in my vagina!" So, Billy asked his dad what a penis and vagina are. His dad said that a penis is another name for a coat and a vagina is another name for a hat. The next day on Thanksgiving, his mom is shaving her legs. She cuts herself and says, "Shit!". Billy asked his mom what shit is. She tells him that shit is a type of shaving cream. Meanwhile, Billy's dad is downstairs cutting the turkey. The knife slips, cuts his finger, and he says,"Fuck!" So, Billy asked his dad what the work "fuck" means. He tells Billy that it's another way of cutting the turkey. So later that day when all the guests arrived, Billy said: "Hello, bitches and bastards! Can I take your penises and vaginas? My mom's upstairs wiping shit off her leg and my dad's fucking the turkey!"