The Gremlin in the Bar

A gremlin walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer.

About ten minutes after he's drunk it, he stands up, shakes vigoursly going blerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, and beer flies all over the place.

Angrily, the bartender demands an apology.

The gremlin humbly apologises and orders another pint.

About ten minutes after he's drunk it, he stands, shakes vigourously going blerrrrrrrrr, and more beer flies around.

The bartender, angry now, demands the gremlin never do that again and makes him clean  up the mess.

Apologisng and retreiving the mop, he orders another pint of beer.

Again, ten minutes after he's drunk it, he stands, shakes vigorously going blerrrrrrrr, and more beer flies around the bar.

The bartender is now furious, and tells the gremlin that if he ever does that again he will kick him in the balls and throw him out of the bar.

The gremlin again apologises, and orders another pint.

Once again, ten minutes after he's drunk the pint, the gremlin stands, shakes vigorously going blerrrrrrrrrrr, and more beer soaks the bar.

"That's it!" shouted the bartender, came round and kicked the gremlin between the legs. But when the gremlin showed no concern to this he asked him why not.

"Ain't got none" explained the gremlin.

"Well, then how do you pee?" asked the bartender.

The gremlin stood, shook vigorously and went blerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.