The Real Meaning of Swear Words

A little boy was watching his parents arguing.  They were calling each other bitches and bastards. So the boy goes up to his mother and asks "Mommy what's a Bitch and a Bastard?" His mother siad "Well,Honey, A bitch is a lady and  bastard is a man." The boy says ok.

Later the little boy goes outside and hears teens saying penis and vagina. So he goes inside and asks his mother "Mommy, Whats a penis and a vagina?" His mother says"Well Honey, a vagina is a coat and a penis is a hat." The boy says ok.

Later on the little boy goes upstairs to find his dad shaving. the dad cuts himself and says "AHH Shit!" The boy goes up to his  father and asks "Dad, what's shit?" The father looks at his son and says "Well Son, Shit is a type of shaving cream." The boy says ok.

Then the boy goes downstairs and finds his mother cutting the turkey, but she cuts herself and says "AHH FUCK!" The boy goes up to her and asks "Mommy, what's fuck?" The mother looks at him and says "Well Honey, its a way of cutting the turkey." The boy says ok.

Later on all the Thanksgiving guests arrive and the little boy goes up to them and says....... "Hello Bitches and Bastards! May I take your penises and vaginas? My dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face and my mommy is the kitchen fucking the turkey."