Going in a Graveyard

Two women were walking home drunk one night when they both needed to go to the bathroom. With no toilets available, they decided to go in a nearby graveyard.

The first one went behind a gravestone and cleaned herself up with her underwear, and left them behind the gravestone.
The second one went behind a gravestone and cleaned herself up with ribbon from a bunch of flowers.
They went home.

In the morning, their husbands called each other as they were both convinced that their wives had cheated on them.

1st husband: I think my wife's having an affair- she camed home last night drunk and she wasn't wearing any underwear!

2nd husband: You think that's bad? My wife came home drunk last night and she had a card stuck in her ass which said "From all the guys on the football team, We'll miss you!"