Ugly Baby
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "He's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "He's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Please Login to post comments| On August 23rd 2008 sweetmedebe Said: |
| LMFAO!!!!!!! |
| On July 21st 2008 xjerseygirl20x Said: |
| dumb |
| On February 28th 2008 hiimmegd1nonly Said: |
| oh geez. now she's gonna be pissed. ;D |
| On February 19th 2008 Brooklynm97 Said: |
| woopsie i sent it twice
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| On February 19th 2008 Brooklynm97 Said: |
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| HAHA that's funny but i think ive heard it b4 =) |
| On February 19th 2008 Brooklynm97 Said: |
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| HAHA that's funny but i think ive heard it b4 =) |
| On February 16th 2008 Ray3228 Said: |
| haha monkey lmao |
| On February 13th 2008 mandicandipp Said: |
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| omg! |
| On February 8th 2008 twilightx28 Said: |
| Lol. Funny. |
| On February 8th 2008 sophiarock15 Said: |
| haha i love it!
XP |
| On February 8th 2008 bbydeath157 Said: |
| Aww(x Nicee ;P |
| On February 7th 2008 FamousOne777 Said: |
| How is this kinda long? Its one of the shortest jokes ive seen that actually tells a story. |
| On February 6th 2008 quigonrules Said: |
| kinda long but its ok |
| On February 6th 2008 AgentAaron Said: |
| boring |
| On February 6th 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said: |
| SO so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| On February 6th 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said: |
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| omg i freaking love monkeys!!!! ask anyone who knows me!!!!!!!!!!!! lol((&& i love babies too!!!! they're so cute && innocent!!!!)) rotflmfao |
| On February 6th 2008 Danielskippy Said: |
| haha |
| On February 6th 2008 Seranama Said: |
| lol! |
| On February 6th 2008 Sillyjessy Said: |
| lmao! |
| On February 6th 2008 HCartier Said: |
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| funny!!! |
| On February 6th 2008 seekerovtruth Said: |
| There was a baby beauty contest at the mall and all these ladies were there with their little bundle of joys and I peeked in little carriages and owed and aghed but this one, I kid you not, was so ugly, I mean "F"ugly, I was at a loss for words. lol What does one say without being a big fat liar. NOTHING. Poor little monkey. |
| On February 6th 2008 sarahbazar Said: |
| lol i love monkeys
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| On February 6th 2008 13sweetcheeks Said: |
| lol |
| On February 6th 2008 vicki721 Said: |
| hahaha monkeys are awesome... |
| On February 6th 2008 mydragonlord Said: |
| Haha old but still GOOOOOOD!!!! |
