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Ugly Baby

Views(1377) Created(2-6-08) Category ( Other )

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "He's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."


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On February 28th 2008 hiimmegd1nonly Said :
hiimmegd1nonly oh geez. now she's gonna be pissed. ;D
On February 19th 2008 Brooklynm97 Said :
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woopsie i sent it twice
On February 19th 2008 Brooklynm97 Said :
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HAHA that's funny but i think ive heard it b4 =)
On February 19th 2008 Brooklynm97 Said :
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HAHA that's funny but i think ive heard it b4 =)
On February 16th 2008 Ray3228 Said :
Ray3228 haha monkey lmao
On February 13th 2008 mandicandipp Said :
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omg!
On February 8th 2008 twilightx28 Said :
twilightx28 Lol. Funny.
On February 8th 2008 sophiarock15 Said :
sophiarock15 haha i love it! XP
On February 8th 2008 bbydeath157 Said :
bbydeath157 Aww(x Nicee ;P
On February 7th 2008 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 How is this kinda long? Its one of the shortest jokes ive seen that actually tells a story.
On February 6th 2008 quigonrules Said :
quigonrules kinda long but its ok
On February 6th 2008 AgentAaron Said :
AgentAaron boring
On February 6th 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 SO so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
On February 6th 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 omg i freaking love monkeys!!!! ask anyone who knows me!!!!!!!!!!!! lol((&& i love babies too!!!! they're so cute && innocent!!!!)) rotflmfao
On February 6th 2008 Danielskippy Said :
Danielskippy haha