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An Afternoon Quickie

Views(1131) Created(1-31-08) Category ( Dirty )

It was obvious to Mom and Dad that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie without their 9-year-old son hanging around was to send him out on the balcony. So they ordered him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary, "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by. It looks like the Andersons have company," he called out. "Max is riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too."

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On March 1st 2008 mc98005 Said :
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nice haha
On February 5th 2008 13sweetcheeks Said :
13sweetcheeks lol he is not the only one
On February 2nd 2008 sballprincess9 Said :
sballprincess9 lmao.. that was funny
On February 2nd 2008 Aofiedammaira Said :
Aofiedammaira heh.
On February 2nd 2008 enemylines Said :
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hahaha that fucken funny
On February 2nd 2008 twilightx28 Said :
twilightx28 Lo, that's good.
On February 2nd 2008 Laralei Said :
Laralei haha
On February 1st 2008 sexiisox Said :
sexiisox lol nice
On February 1st 2008 morbidangel585 Said :
morbidangel585 haha. thats great
On February 1st 2008 69dillon69 Said :
69dillon69 lol
On February 1st 2008 mydragonlord Said :
mydragonlord Bahaha nice!!! i have kids so this really hits home.
On February 1st 2008 amptone Said :
amptone 'Putsy' is a complete moron but other then that I got a few giggles out of it ..heh heh
On February 1st 2008 putsy Said :
putsy NITASTREETER, kids are stupid, a baby monkey is smarter then a baby human, i dont no wat age we ova take em
On February 1st 2008 putsy Said :
putsy nice, this is good
On January 31st 2008 CharTheKnight Said :
CharTheKnight XD wow loved that one! I'll still be laughing five days later!