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Shotgun Wedding

Views(1158) Created(1-22-08) Category ( Other )

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"


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On January 24th 2008 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup lol thats great!
On January 23rd 2008 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 lol
On January 23rd 2008 babegirl335 Said :
babegirl335 that was a good one!!!!!
On January 23rd 2008 bananashits Said :
bananashits i've heard that joke already.............it was only funny the first time.....
On January 23rd 2008 naticet Said :
naticet made ma horrible mood into really happy =]
On January 23rd 2008 naticet Said :
naticet made ma horrible mood into really happy =]
On January 23rd 2008 bwalker69 Said :
bwalker69 haha good joke.
On January 23rd 2008 mydragonlord Said :
mydragonlord Brilliant! Love it!! Bahahaha
On January 23rd 2008 dhmm Said :
dhmm hahahaha HEHEHEHEHEHE
On January 22nd 2008 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 Brainless piece of shit lol definitely took the words right out of my mouth
On January 22nd 2008 alex5005 Said :
alex5005 haha poor guy... kawaiipuppet, you're retarted...brainless piece of shit
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On January 22nd 2008 shadowninja001 Said :
shadowninja001 lame as fucking hell
On January 22nd 2008 kissmebaby9 Said :
kissmebaby9 ooo that is so harsh
On January 22nd 2008 Kuppie03 Said :
Kuppie03 lol!! thats so cute then its like really funny niiice