Fairy Godmother

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Created(11-3-07)

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An old lady was rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when all of a sudden a fairy godmother appeared in front of her and informed her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

POOF! Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

POOF! She turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

"Ooh can you change him into a handsome prince and make him my husband?" she asks.

POOF! There, before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone she could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you’re sorry you had me neutered."

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On April 13th 2008 rose1992911 Said :

	I heard it before, but I still love it!

On November 5th 2007 l1ck1ty Said :

	lmao

On November 4th 2007 sallyserrano Said :

	funny LOL

On November 4th 2007 himom10 Said :

	cats revenge! lol

On November 4th 2007 Tengu1992 Said :

	Lol that has to suck....good joke FamousOne777

On November 4th 2007 reapersheart Said :

	hehehe, (snaps fingers) damn!

On November 4th 2007 carissachan Said :

	rofl. where'd you get that from

On November 4th 2007 xxxoooxxx4693 Said :

	lmfao

On November 4th 2007 gyhxzcvhdsxzg Said :

	i didnt get it?

On November 3rd 2007 sexybluefox Said :

	i dont get it

On November 3rd 2007 FamousOne777 Said :

	stics who cares if you posted this, jokes get poste 100 times over and over again, look at my rating and how many jokes i got u tink i care about you

On November 3rd 2007 stics917 Said :

	i posted this

On November 3rd 2007 Missthingsss Said :

	lol this is so funny

On November 3rd 2007 tearra14 Said :

	lmao at the ending

On November 3rd 2007 rainbow1938 Said :

	I love this joke but it has A sad ending!!!!!!!

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