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Finally Closed

Views(1256) Created(6-11-07) Category ( Dirty )

As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn’t use condoms with her husband. So over the years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too dies. Eventually, Maria’s time also came.

At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he looked up into the heavens and said, "At last... they are finally together."

A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?"

Says the priest: "I mean her legs!"

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On July 26th 2007 lyndsey59595 Said :
lyndsey59595 naughty naughty priest,looks like me and Mariah are alike kinda.(im joking dont worry)
On July 17th 2007 poopfaceamanda Said :
poopfaceamanda Haha, Dude.
On June 18th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg LMAO...that is pretty good.
On June 14th 2007 LaneyNinjagirl Said :
LaneyNinjagirl whoa !! easy on the St. Jokester road buddy.. I'm Catholic *indigantly* j/k.. I though it was funny.
On June 13th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces 39 kids? OUCH!
On June 13th 2007 rednekpunkrokr Said :
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LMAO. That's funny. A little insulting to Catholics, but still funny...hahahahahaha.
On June 13th 2007 rednekpunkrokr Said :
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LMAO. That's funny. A little insulting to Catholics, but still funny...hahahahahaha.
On June 13th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo lol, nice
On June 13th 2007 bobbsc Said :
bobbsc i dont get it...
On June 13th 2007 cortney0205 Said :
cortney0205 that was a good 1
On June 13th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said :
MichaelsGirl6 lmfao!
On June 13th 2007 aviateress Said :
aviateress LOL
On June 13th 2007 tigerbaby7644 Said :
tigerbaby7644 haha nice one
On June 13th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 lol thats freakin funny
On June 13th 2007 Rrated Said :
Rrated nice