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13th Hole

Views(1069) Created(6-11-07) Category ( Other )

A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that, a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and says, "I am the lucky leprechaun of the 13th hole. I'll grant you any wish."

The player thought a bit and said, "Could you make me weeny a bit larger?" Well, by the time he got to the 14th tee it was showin' below his shorts. He continued his game and on the 15th hole it was draggin' along behind him. By the 18th he could hardly make it to the green.

He went straight to the pro shop and asked the pro how to fix it. He was told that legend has it that you must go back and make another ace and see the leprechaun again.

After purchasing five buckets of balls he made his way back to the 13th and frantically began hitting shot after shot until finally he made the hole-in-one. Again the leprechaun offered any wish. The player asked, "Could ya make my legs a bit longer?"

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On November 6th 2007 ballerg53 Said :
ballerg53 LMAO
On June 18th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg LMAO...that is some good thinking.
On June 14th 2007 LaneyNinjagirl Said :
LaneyNinjagirl those sef-conscious Irish...lol, I like it. ^_^
On June 13th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces lol
On June 13th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo Not very funny if you ask me.
On June 13th 2007 atmercedes Said :
atmercedes haha thats funny
On June 13th 2007 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup lmao
On June 13th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said :
MichaelsGirl6 wow
On June 13th 2007 inlovewithc17 Said :
inlovewithc17 that guy is a freakin moron he likes it big and instead of asking him to make it smaller he asks for longer legs what a loser
On June 12th 2007 FamousOne777 Said :
FamousOne777 To all the morons: He liked his dick being huge he wanted longer legs so he did not have to drag it on the ground.
On June 11th 2007 punkrker12 Said :
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that was the stupiest shit i ever heard!
On June 11th 2007 hickey8ashlee Said :
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that was stupider than hell
On June 11th 2007 dureall Said :
dureall klol
On June 11th 2007 ildjb Said :
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Meh... it's alright, but he'd be a giant with the longer legs, wouldn't he?
On June 11th 2007 Markisace Said :
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no