Email
Password

Created By

Rate this Joke

+20

Embed

Actions

Silence Please

Views(264) Created(6-4-07) Category ( Other )

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was at the beginning of my pre-shot routine, visualising my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the loudspeaker.

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please!"

I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement,

"Would the gentleman on the women's tee kindly back up to the men's tee!"

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled:

"WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE PLEASE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE!!"

I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the microphone and shouted back, "WOULD THE IDIOT IN THE CLUBHOUSE KINDLY SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!"

Please Login to post comments
On January 31st 2008 ryanmoore99 Said :
ryanmoore99 im a golfer...lmao
On June 18th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg ha ha
On June 4th 2007 JimbobNguyen Said :
JimbobNguyen for all those who dont get it that man already made a swing an only made it to the womans tee 9the womans tee is usaly only 20 yard for mthe mens)
On June 4th 2007 atmercedes Said :
atmercedes hmm, I dont get it. :\
On June 4th 2007 luvmybbyboy Said :
my picture
you could do better