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Comebacks for Men

Views(3587) Created(5-25-07) Category ( Men )

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you're slutty.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Probably because you'd be on your knees greeting my crotch.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, 'cause after I get done nailing you in the back of my car... I don't give a crap where you go.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: That works for me... as long as you're still warm when I do you.

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On January 17th 2008 joshmyers112 Said :
joshmyers112 those r great. lol
On January 9th 2008 DamnYourAss Said :
DamnYourAss nice
On November 5th 2007 l1ck1ty Said :
l1ck1ty good job lmao
On July 21st 2007 dudette201 Said :
dudette201 i'll give you credit for trying, but all of them kinda sucked.
On July 14th 2007 octbrchica Said :
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SICK
On July 13th 2007 DementedNinja5 Said :
DementedNinja5 the only one that was really funny was the dance one... otherwise they all sucked
On June 23rd 2007 soldierofLHS Said :
soldierofLHS Male: What do you do for a living? Female: I am a female impersonator Male: Really? You must work the day shift.
On June 10th 2007 XxXJoonXxX Said :
XxXJoonXxX Oh your stupid! you just couldnt handle that the lady said the last thing......typical male
On May 31st 2007 tartar049 Said :
tartar049 awwa thats so mean, lol but funny-kinda yea i agree tho why ya dont comment that fast on our reaction
On May 29th 2007 Whitnay11 Said :
Whitnay11 It would be great for guys to comment that fast on our reaction to your lame pick-up lines... Very funny though ;)
On May 29th 2007 atmercedes Said :
atmercedes Ok ok .. I got somethin for ya.
On May 27th 2007 oldschoolmonk Said :
oldschoolmonk Fucking hilarious. Make more.
On May 27th 2007 HatchetBunny Said :
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lol........guyz wish they were that smart!
On May 27th 2007 dustinsidiot Said :
dustinsidiot Hahaha! Too funny!
On May 27th 2007 JONSCHUTZ Said :
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really dumb ass jokes, the girls still got the best, the punch lines sucked! grow up, except for the dance one, that is classic!