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- End of the World -

Views(1434) Created(5-25-07) Category ( Bar )

George and James were chatting in a bar.

George said, "What would you do if you heard the world was to end in fifteen minutes?"

"I'd screw anything that moved", said James. "What would you do?"

George said, "I'd stand perfectly still."


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On April 9th 2008 xxpunkchik89xx Said :
xxpunkchik89xx lol!!!
On November 5th 2007 l1ck1ty Said :
l1ck1ty lol
On November 2nd 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart Lol
On October 6th 2007 stoney12345678 Said :
stoney12345678 hahahahah i wouldnt even breath
On July 9th 2007 firerocket67 Said :
firerocket67 i'D DO WHAT jAMES DID, 'CEPT i'D HAVE TO FIND A GUY TO DO IT! lol
On June 16th 2007 acecustodio Said :
acecustodio i'd do the same thing as george did
On May 31st 2007 mrsjackwhite Said :
mrsjackwhite Um, the whole point is he stood still so the guy WOULDN'T screw him. SHeesh.
On May 27th 2007 pualakoala Said :
pualakoala GAY SEX IS VERRY FUNNY!!!
On May 27th 2007 CharmedYug Said :
CharmedYug LMAO means Laughing My Ass Off :D I like the joke :^)
On May 27th 2007 anataba Said :
anataba what does LMAO mean?!
On May 27th 2007 dustinsidiot Said :
dustinsidiot Eww! I feel sorry for the straight guy!
On May 27th 2007 DragonDemon Said :
DragonDemon lol him and probably every other straight guy!
On May 27th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :
TheFrogPrinces lol
On May 27th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said :
MichaelsGirl6 lmfao!
On May 27th 2007 iwishiwereemo Said :
iwishiwereemo OMFG!!!LITERALLY LMAO!!!