Golf Lesson

A married couple wants to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club.

The husband and wife meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says, "Not bad. Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." The man follows the pro's instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. And the golf pro says, "Excellent!"

Now it's the woman's turn. She hits the ball 30 yards. The golf pro says, "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's penis." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. So the golf pro says, "Not bad. Now try taking the club out of your mouth."