P - Jack

A guy was having trouble with Premature Ejaculation. This cause a problem at home with his wife so he went to the doctor to ask about a cure. The doctor said “ when you are about to cum try to startle yourself. “

On the way home the man stopped at the store and purchased a hand gun. Wanting to see if this will work he hurries home to his wife who surprisingly is already waiting naked for him. He gets right into bed with her and after a few minutes of kissing they move into the 69 position. Suddenly the man feels the urge to cum, so he grabs the gun and fires it off in the room.

The very next day he went to the doctor and the doctor asked “ How did it go? “

The man said. “ Just great Asshole, When I fired the gun my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off the end of my dick, and my neighbor came running out of the closet butt ass naked with his hands in the air! “