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Sobriety Test

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A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level.
"Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die."
"OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die."
"Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level."
"Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood.
"All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me."
"Oh, no, I can't do that."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."

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On January 19th 2008 Sk8ncutie001 Said :
Sk8ncutie001 hahaha! Dumbass!
On May 11th 2007 Sillyjessy Said :
Sillyjessy lmao myn dad would do something like that
On May 7th 2007 ssjscotty Said :
ssjscotty hehe that would be something id do
On May 4th 2007 luv4only1 Said :
luv4only1 hahaha...that's cute
On May 4th 2007 Stormece Said :
Stormece Hahaha!!! That is so funny. I need to tell my friends that.
On May 4th 2007 spudster75 Said :
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On May 4th 2007 LadyDelta08 Said :
LadyDelta08 LOL
On May 4th 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said :
MichaelsGirl6 heard it
On May 4th 2007 dbabes Said :
dbabes lol
On May 4th 2007 martinkaila Said :
martinkaila oo haha i get it how cute..... wow and its a unique joke i guess...
On May 4th 2007 Brimstoner Said :
Brimstoner I love this it was so fuckin awesome
On May 4th 2007 FriSc0iSh0m3 Said :
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fuckin awesome dude! I'm so printing this out & showing it to my friends. Peaces.
On May 4th 2007 croucher56 Said :
croucher56 lol, thats good.
On May 4th 2007 wannabetimthe1 Said :
wannabetimthe1 haha thats great
On May 4th 2007 Animalfreak169 Said :
Animalfreak169 loved it