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- The Virgin Hick -

Views(3243) Created(5-4-07) Category ( Dirty )

Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin."

The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"



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On July 25th 2007 Warningitsash Said :
Warningitsash i dont get it...
On July 13th 2007 poopfaceamanda Said :
poopfaceamanda Sickening.
On June 5th 2007 broughtonlori Said :
broughtonlori now that shit is funny
On May 11th 2007 Sillyjessy Said :
Sillyjessy wow!
On May 6th 2007 01fer Said :
01fer THIS IS WRONG
On May 6th 2007 spinner4god Said :
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horrible
On May 6th 2007 pinkfroggy24 Said :
pinkfroggy24 very mean but funny!
On May 6th 2007 Buyobuyoneko Said :
Buyobuyoneko oh my.
On May 6th 2007 jhgfbjdf Said :
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hahah lol thats seriously gross but very funny
On May 6th 2007 Autumnr1 Said :
Autumnr1 ewwww
On May 6th 2007 MalchikGay Said :
MalchikGay hahaha wtf? I love it!
On May 6th 2007 Bandgeek99 Said :
Bandgeek99 that is hilarious!
On May 6th 2007 abelltrackstar Said :
abelltrackstar Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. They begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "Be gentle, I'm a virgin." The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad agrees, "If she isn't good enough for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!"
On May 6th 2007 penguingirl129 Said :
penguingirl129 my friend told me this one last night! haha funny coinsidence huh?! i love it
On May 6th 2007 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup lmao